I have never attempted to figure that out, but if you want me to take a wild guess, I will say 5,000”- Charlie Sheen
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IM SURE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE # OF DAYS HE’S BEEN SOBER AND NOT THE NUMBER OF WOMEN HE HAS SLEPT WITH
smith college loves you too!!!!! i knew you were my soulmate on the panel when you defended beyonces artistic merit. friendship test accepted.
This is the only photo I took at Smith. I sort of wish I had taken more but I was busy basking in the company of the coolest girls in the world. I can only describe my day there in similarly gushing terms: the awesome panel, the best party, the smartest people, the yummiest brunch, etc. I have matriarchy afterglow.
how eminem spent his sunday morning ;)
1. woke up
2. put coconut oil on his tattoos of hayley (to make them look smooth)
3. took a hot bath
4. wrote some poetry (every last woman on earth I’ll kill off, and I still wouldn’t f*ck you, slut)
5. watched an episode of deal or no deal
6. burned a planned parenthood clinic to the ground
win win win win win win win win
Box Office Sales for Chris Browns Fall Movie: >$57,744,720
Box Office Sales for Rihannas Fall Album (in Canada): <$57,744,720
he hit me, and it felt like a kiss. the crystals.
